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Post by sonya on Mar 21, 2006 17:13:39 GMT 3
Try to have a little fun learning french.... very tricky, french  I know,my dad has been learning french in highschool...Actually,french is one of a few languages that I want to learn ;D |
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Post by emma on Mar 21, 2006 17:32:32 GMT 3
Try to have a little fun learning french.... very tricky, french I know,my dad has been learning french in highschool...Actually,french is one of a few languages that I want to learn ;D If you want to learn french words, just ask.... be glad to help ;D ;D |
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Post by marats on Mar 21, 2006 19:26:26 GMT 3
Thanks !
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Post by annie on Mar 22, 2006 12:34:22 GMT 3
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN & MEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with
a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
with borders now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a dick.
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Post by annie on Mar 22, 2006 12:38:20 GMT 3
Hey guys, has any of you read THE DA VINCI CODE? it's fun...it got me "anagram-ming"
you know like the example from the book...
"O, draconian devil" can be arranged to spell Leonardo Da Vinci...
i got one of my own...did you know that the letters in the name MARAT SAFIN can be arranged to spell "TSAR FAN, I AM" cool huh?
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Post by avalon on Mar 23, 2006 3:25:34 GMT 3
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN & MEN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a dick. annie, so true, so true. ;D ;D Don't know if I am looking forward to being Russia though  |
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Post by sonya on Mar 23, 2006 23:33:13 GMT 3
WHO WANTS AN ICE-CREAM?  |
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Post by yse on Mar 23, 2006 23:35:01 GMT 3
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Post by emma on Mar 23, 2006 23:37:08 GMT 3
LMAO!!!!
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Post by emma on Mar 24, 2006 16:32:56 GMT 3
Hey guys, Every month in Cosmo we have men's confessions. This month's theme is : men are fans too ;D Here's a letter that made me laugh a LOT.... I hope I got the translation right. 6-0 I am mad about tennis. Every year, I’m going to Roland-Garros and I’m running after the players to get them to sign me a ball : a real kid. Last year, I was missing Marat Safin’s signature. One day, I soak in a group of fans waiting for him at the exit of a court. I’m waiting for my turn and, speechless, hold him out my ball for his signature. He raises an eyebrow, and asks me in English : “What is the name of your girlfriend ?” I rebel : “But no, the autograph is for me!” Circumspect glance of the champion. Looking backwards, I understand him : searching for the Graal, I hadn’t noticed that, in the group of fans, I was the only guy… or that the medium age was 15. And I hadn’t noticed either that Marat Safin was the hottest guy of the circuit. Loïc, 29. |
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Post by yse on Mar 24, 2006 22:37:03 GMT 3
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Post by sonya on Mar 25, 2006 2:23:27 GMT 3
And I imagine how cute he is ,when he raises an eyebrow  Btw,people can really be obsessed |
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Post by avalon on Mar 25, 2006 6:30:28 GMT 3
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Post by sonya on Mar 25, 2006 14:16:05 GMT 3
Following Marat around to get a signature? Probably gets online on official sites or proboards and discusses Marat's hair, his clothes, what part of Marat's body he likes the best. What a weirdo. Not like I would do anything like that. Ahem   :oCreepy!!! Neither do I ... |
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Post by safinshussy on Mar 25, 2006 15:05:30 GMT 3
heee heee heee very wonderful laugh and story  joke of the week my cousin said to me : what is the fastest thing on earth? a Ethiopean on a food race!! Heee heee!!! !!! !! |
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I imagine the marat's head 
