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Post by yse on Mar 9, 2006 15:58:58 GMT 3
 ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by marats on Mar 9, 2006 19:52:30 GMT 3
Great pic Yse !!!
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Post by avalon on Mar 15, 2006 9:45:57 GMT 3
I have split this in two, hope it works  ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? 3? |
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Post by avalon on Mar 15, 2006 9:46:34 GMT 3
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
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Post by annie on Mar 15, 2006 11:32:08 GMT 3
i got 5 F's the first time...what does that mean?
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Post by Tish on Mar 15, 2006 13:52:24 GMT 3
You are a freakin genius *LOL*
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Post by Tish on Mar 15, 2006 13:53:42 GMT 3
;D ;D ;D If I was a male that is the only urinal i would be using.....LOL |
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Post by Annie on Mar 15, 2006 13:53:56 GMT 3
LOL wow that is incredible!!! I got three, too  |
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Post by Tish on Mar 15, 2006 14:01:15 GMT 3
Yes same here Annie i am just a normal aussie /dutch girl
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Post by emma on Mar 15, 2006 14:04:01 GMT 3
Ok, 3 for me too.... do we all have Alzheimer  ? |
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Post by avalon on Mar 21, 2006 9:58:44 GMT 3
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Post by emma on Mar 21, 2006 10:12:04 GMT 3
LMAO!!!!! Thanks Avalon!!!! Kind of hard to read tho....specailly at the end.... and early in the morning  |
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Post by marats on Mar 21, 2006 13:20:25 GMT 3
Thanks Avalon !
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Post by sonya on Mar 21, 2006 16:22:31 GMT 3
ARGHHH...  I don't wanna speak german... Now,to be a little serious-serbian is very easy from that aspect-it's read at the same way it's written,every written letter is read in only one way and always in that way.But,when I try to write an english word like I read it,I just can't do that properly,without extra thinking about that... |
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Post by emma on Mar 21, 2006 16:54:26 GMT 3
ARGHHH... I don't wanna speak german... Now,to be a little serious-serbian is very easy from that aspect-it's read at the same way it's written,every written letter is read in only one way and always in that way.But,when I try to write an english word like I read it,I just can't do that properly,without extra thinking about that... Try to have a little fun learning french.... very tricky, french |
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