Something to think about or even laugh about

[myrella]

marat said:

The perfect couple

The whole world knows ............. it's Andy at the moment !!!

The whole world knows Roger is with Mirka, because they are officially together.
There's no confirmation that Maria & Andy are a couple until one of them says they are.
You shouldn't just copy the rumors the gossip papers spread without the knowledge if it's true or not...

[marats]

Oei , ons Myrella is weeral opgewonden !!

It's not a rumour !

[Tish]

marat said:

Oei , ons Myrella is weeral opgewonden !!

It's not a rumour !

to quote you correctly Marat you did not right in English what you wrote in Dutch as far as i am aware

I think the fact that Myrella has a wink should be taken as lighthearted just l,ike mine above....

[marats]

Thanks Tish ...............you're great !!

[Tish]

Animal Whisperer.txt

While riding one day a Kiwi met an Aussie riding along with a dog and a sheep

and began a conversation.

Kiwi: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?

Aussie: "Dog doesn't talk."

Kiwi: "Hey dog, how's it going?

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Aussie: Look of shock.

Kiwi: "Is this Aussie your owner?" pointing at the Aussie.

Dog: "Yep"


Kiwi: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to 
the lake once a week to play."


Aussie: Look of total disbelief.


Kiwi: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Aussie: "Horse doesn't talk."


Kiwi: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Cool."


Aussie: Extreme look of shock.


Kiwi: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Aussie.


Horse: "Yes sir"


Kiwi: "How does he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down 


often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Aussie: Total look of utter amazement.
Kiwi: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Aussie: "The Sheep's a liar."

[marats]

Funny tish !

[Tish]

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day ... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men ... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
FOR SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT ...

[marats]

Funny !

[Tish]

One for the bushies (in any country)



A Queensland cow cockie was grazing his herd on the long acre of a

remote pasture in outback Queensland when suddenly a brand-new and

shining 4WD emerges from a dust cloud.


The driver, a bloke in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Bolle sunglasses

and Yves St Laurent silk tie, slides down the window and asks the

farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in

your herd, will you give me a calf?"


The farmer looks from the man to the peacefully grazing herd and

murmurs, "Why not?"


The well-dressed bloke whips out his notebook, connects it to his

mobile phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls

up a GPS satellite navigation system to get a fix on his location which

he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an

ultra-high-resolution photo.


Then he opens the digital photo in Photoshop and exports it to an image

processing facility in Hamburg Germany. Within seconds, he receives an

email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data

stored. Now he accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC-connected

Excel spreadsheet on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives

a response.


Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech,

miniaturised LaserJet printer, turns to the drover and says, "You have

exactly 1,586 cows and calves."


"That's right." says the farmer. "Well, I guess you can take one of my

calves,"


And he watches the man select an animal and stuff it into the boot of

his car.


"Hey," muses the grazier, "If I can tell you exactly what you do for a

living, will you give me back the animal?"


The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"


"You're a Parliamentarian from Canberra" says the drover.


"Wow! That's correct! But how did you guess that?"


"No guessing required." answered the farmer. "You showed up here even

though nobody invited you; you want to get paid for an answer I already

knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much

smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cattle.
Now,

give me back my bloody dog." ;D

[sonya]

i know i always post dirty pics in this thread,but what can i do about it?they are the funniest! ;D



o,yea,that's what SAFE SEX look like ;D

[Tish]

LMAO Thanks heaps Sonya, and it is true it is naughty

[LaFFy TaFFy]

LMAO of sonja

[sonya]

[safinbgfan]

;D ;D ;D

[Annie]

Guys maryb without realising we already have one started a new thread with the funnies, so I am going to lock this one and keep that one open The new thread is "Jokes and Funnies"