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Post by avalon on Apr 3, 2006 10:11:15 GMT 3
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
The Lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."
Then the Chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet sh*t's itself."
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Post by yse on Apr 3, 2006 10:21:44 GMT 3
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Post by emma on Apr 3, 2006 10:23:46 GMT 3
LMAO!!!!! Thanks Avalon!!!!!
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Post by Annie on Apr 3, 2006 13:45:57 GMT 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA avalon.. GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by yse on Apr 3, 2006 13:52:24 GMT 3
 It's old pitx but the "Palmier" Ivanivic is a good alternative for Marat ? ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by sonya on Apr 3, 2006 16:29:09 GMT 3
rotfl,yse!well,not good enough!!! ;D
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Post by tina on Apr 3, 2006 19:14:17 GMT 3
building houses in serbia[ha, ha!!!]  |
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Post by yse on Apr 3, 2006 20:28:48 GMT 3
Oh Tina .  Incredible house LOL |
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Post by emma on Apr 3, 2006 21:31:25 GMT 3
LMAO!!!! really love the third balcony!!!!!
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Post by alsl on Apr 5, 2006 12:54:38 GMT 3
how about having a romeo and juliet scene on every balcony lol  witty humour~scan from tennis magazine  |
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Post by yse on Apr 10, 2006 12:14:29 GMT 3
 Marat goes to Valence ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by yse on Apr 15, 2006 12:47:23 GMT 3
 ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by marats on Apr 15, 2006 13:34:15 GMT 3
Happy Easter everyone !!!
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Post by avalon on Apr 25, 2006 11:05:39 GMT 3
Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands
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Post by Tish on Apr 25, 2006 13:28:05 GMT 3
Great thanks Avalon......I always said that watching Cricket was soooooo boring but if you think dirty then it can be quite enjoyable....LOL
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Dreams unwind but still it's a state of mind,..I know - Dreams unwind but still it's hard to find - Stevie Nicks...“Marat Safin is a self-tortured genius. He's off the wall with tremendous physical talent. “John Mc Enroe