Anuska
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Post by Anuska on May 24, 2005 23:33:02 GMT 3
And i have also sth to think about:
I asked God to take away my pride. And God said "No."
He said it was not for Him to take away, but for me to give it up.
I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. And God said "No."
He said her spirit was whole, her body was only temporary.
I asked God to grant me patience. And God said "No."
He said patience is a by-product of tribulations. It isn't granted, it is earned.
I asked God to give me happiness. And God said "No."
He said He gives me blessings -- happiness is up to me.
I asked God to spare me pain. And God said "No."
He said suffering separates you from world and draws you closer to Me.
I asked God to make my spirit grow. And God said "No."
He said I must grow on my own. But He will prune me to make me fruitful.
I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life. And God said "No."
He said I will give you life, that you may enjoy all things.
I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as HE loves me.
And God said . . . Ah, finally -- NOW you have the right idea!
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Anuska
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Post by Anuska on May 25, 2005 2:05:42 GMT 3
Have you read it?
When God was giving out talents to tennis-players, he saw Roddik and said:
- You are really big strong guy and that's why I'll give you
best serve!
Then he saw Hewitt he said:
- You are so small - I'll give you fast legs!
And so God was going on and on! Untill there was no talents anymore!
At that moment Marat came.
- Sorry Marat I gave away everything I've got! However, tell me d'you hunger for playing tennis?
- Sometimes I do, sometimes - not really
- So everytime you really hunger for playing tennis you will BECOME ME!
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Post by annie on May 25, 2005 12:43:59 GMT 3
- So everytime you really hunger for playing tennis you will BECOME ME! LOL Anuska! Are you sure that's fiction?! sounds so true!!! |
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Post by Anuska on May 25, 2005 14:12:07 GMT 3
LOL Anuska! Are you sure that's fiction?! sounds so true!!! well... i don't know if that's fiction, thet's why i posted it here. Maybe you will tell me LOL but you're right... it's sooooooooooooo true  |
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Post by Teresa on May 26, 2005 5:44:24 GMT 3
LOL Anuska! Are you sure that's fiction?! sounds so true!!! Samething I was thinking......... Anuska thats really something to think about!! |
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Post by Teresa on May 31, 2005 19:11:33 GMT 3
>Subject: Birds and Bees Joke
LITTLE JOHNNY ASKS:
"Daddy, how was i born?"
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, i guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
of us had used a firewall, and since it was to late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little POP-UP appeared and said: "You`ve Got Male!
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Post by Karen on May 31, 2005 23:05:47 GMT 3
 That was good, Teresa!!! |
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Post by annie on Jun 1, 2005 7:25:20 GMT 3
;D ;D ;D
LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Teresa..that was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by annie on Jun 1, 2005 10:39:28 GMT 3
LMAO...you put the FUN in Funny!!
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Post by Teresa on Jun 1, 2005 20:31:00 GMT 3
IN THE BARNYARD
A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. He
put the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.
The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow,
time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it
did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for
the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon. Just let me have the two old hens over in
the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster,
"I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm
so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."
They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck "Go!" and the
old rooster took off running.
About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the
front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches
behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his
shotgun and BOOM! He shoots the young rooster.
He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife...
"Son of a bitch ... third gay rooster I bought this week!"
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Post by Karen on Jun 1, 2005 21:58:55 GMT 3
that one put a cramp in my side, lmao !!!  |
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Post by annie on Jun 7, 2005 12:14:58 GMT 3
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh that is way too funny I am dying here LOL
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Post by annie on Jun 7, 2005 14:34:04 GMT 3
Here's a really short one...
There was an elephant and a mouse. The mouse went up the Elephant's ear and whisper something that made the Elephant jump off his skin...What did the Mouse tell the Elephant?
-----> "I'm pregnant, you're the father!!"
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Post by annie on Jun 7, 2005 15:09:30 GMT 3
Here's a really short one... There was an elephant and a mouse. The mouse went up the Elephant's ear and whisper something that made the Elephant jump off his skin...What did the Mouse tell the Elephant?
-----> "I'm pregnant, you're the father!!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Teresa on Jun 7, 2005 15:22:19 GMT 3
annie..........lmao
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