"1. We got off the Titanic first." - cruelty's your nature. Plus, men can swim, they can wait.
"2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses" - not anymore. Times change. The boss himself can do a sex chnage operation, not to be scared.
"3. Taxis stop for us." - that's why 99% of rape victims are female.
"4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. "- yeah you look like a tree in absence of wind.
"5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo".- That I can't change. Don't know even this in French.
"6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves."- who does?
"7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. "- except for your boyfriend and his zillion friends at work.
"8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end. " - Guys nowadays don't do it. Are afraid to be thought of wrongly.
"9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there." - No comment
"10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. " - don't get it. Anyway, it takes ages and it than turns out that the neighbour's wife still looks better than you.
"11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked." -what's fan about that, you tell me? It helps develop imagination.
"12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot." -that's why you marry someone 40 years older....
"13. We will never regret piercing our ears. " - it tells people about your habbit of self0mutilation.
"14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems."- guys don't have any problems, so....
"15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. " why waste the energy if you insult goes in vane?
Vass: i just love ur comments, i get to laugh (almost
evry time
In other words, guys are not convinced.
So don't you worry about the boy 