masha
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Post by masha on Aug 12, 2009 22:15:29 GMT 3
greaaaaaaaaaaaaat photos!!!!!!
now, question is: HOW DO I DO TO HAVE HIS BABIES ?!
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Post by maryb on Aug 12, 2009 23:32:45 GMT 3
So look where she is right now. A lot of people they giving her trouble, okay, she's No. 1 in the world but she never won a Grand Slam. So it's a little bit -- it gets tough on her. But she's there. She's fighting. She's trying. I'm really proud of her that she can stand, and I tell everybody to **** off basically in every press conference. I would do this way, but unfortunately she's very polite to you guys. But I'm really proud that she's holding up herself even though that's somebody can be really rough on her. She's there. I hope she can be No. 1 for a long time so she can prove to everybody that they can go **** themselves. ... So it really makes me proud to have such a great sister, and I'm going to leave something, or our family will leave something in tennis. That's my boy, look after the wean ... and tell them all 'tae get tae ****' ... as we say in Glasgow ...  (It's pronounced 'tay' if you all wish to sound Scottish ... and 'wean' (wee, innocent child) is pronounced as in 'wayne' ... ;D The wean will be so happy to hear that last comment. Bless 'im. FG PS I think I am going through latent puberty. Have just told Aunty Denise that the Big Yin's latest pics are making me go 'WOOF!' on a regular basis. It's becoming embarassing in meetings. He should start having more tattoo pics published ... they just make me laugh. ;D Endlessly.  ;D ;D |
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Post by joanie on Aug 12, 2009 23:46:40 GMT 3
Dont know the answer to your question Masha but if you find out please let us know and we can all queue up to have his babies.
WOW Im so hot under the collar seeing those fantastic photos.
THAT MAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT.
I am really going to miss him on tour next year.Who will have to brighten our lives?
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masha
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Post by masha on Aug 13, 2009 11:30:07 GMT 3
Dont know the answer to your question Masha but if you find out please let us know and we can all queue up to have his babies. WOW Im so hot under the collar seeing those fantastic photos. THAT MAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT. I am really going to miss him on tour next year.Who will have to brighten our lives?  Then you must agree with me, Joanie, that somebody should do some serious research about how could as many of us as possible preseve his tremendous genetical information ... Quoting my fave TV show (Absolutly Fabulous): that would be the Chanel of babies, sweetie darling! I mean, HE'S THE ****ING STEP FORWARD OF THE HUMAN RACE (or at least so it seems according to these last photos!) PS: A baby Tursunov would be great too, so I guess the above mentioned research should be extended accordingly  PPS: Love the fact that he waxes his armpits & belly! |
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Post by Annie on Aug 13, 2009 13:25:41 GMT 3
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Post by davis on Aug 13, 2009 14:22:54 GMT 3
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Post by SAFINNO1 on Aug 13, 2009 14:39:10 GMT 3
Exactly because I am shutting this place down in three weeks I am not even going to comment on the above posts. But now some people might get the idea of WHY this place is actually going to be shut down  What? You don't like discussions about getting pregnant from him and (incorrect and fairly stupid) waxing comments? Hm, I can't understand that - BOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Personally being the only guy on this forum i find it utterly distressing you would talk about this filth, its a tennis forum not a where can i shag him site! I may start talking about my fantasys and desires about Masha from now on LMAOO Lets go to Cincy People! |
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Post by Annie on Aug 13, 2009 15:42:43 GMT 3
This is the end of me. *goes into hysterics*
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Post by Dina on Aug 13, 2009 16:01:37 GMT 3
next time I should put a caution notice before I post anyrhing else!!! good Lord girls!!! fantasies are the dark secrets of the soul...when unspoken they're more potent! so don't piss off the Admin on the final weeks we've got and keep them silent!!!!!!! lol
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masha
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Post by masha on Aug 13, 2009 19:31:24 GMT 3
OH, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The comment I've made about geting pregnant was a JOKE!!!
It was not an on-forum-confesed New Year resolution, nor a one-last-shag-before-I-die plan!
And I thought it is going to be understood accordingly!...Can't really understand why it caused such a stir...every second page of this site is filled with "Oh, God, he's gorgeous, he's sexy, he's hot, he's whatever...That's why it didn't seem to me like an inappropriate hard-to-get joke!
BTW, regarding the "its a tennis forum not a where can i shag him site!"...I supose that nobody intending to bed anybody wouldn't ask for counseling / directioning on a forum, anyway...
As for "the waxing comments being incorrect and fairly stupid"...I dunno, you might be right...that was my impression...however, correct or incorrect, should somebody else have made such a comment, I would of never call it "fairly stupid", as my Eastern European politeness would strictly forbid it.
As a conclusion, I'm sorry if the joke offended the forum policies. And as a public admitance of the fault, I would like to say that I wouldn't have his babies for anything in this world! After all, he doesn't even wax!
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Post by maryb on Aug 13, 2009 20:55:03 GMT 3
It was not an on-forum-confesed New Year resolution, nor a one-last-shag-before-I-die plan! ... I would like to say that I wouldn't have his babies for anything in this world! After all, he doesn't even wax! ROTFLMAO. Cheers guys for that run of anarchic posts. I'm in tears. I've just left work after a long day ... and this has made me laugh so much. Unfortunately, I'm sitting on my own on the train. It's official, you've now made me one of those weirdos on the train that everyone tries not to make eye contact with! So ... tennis ... anybody see any matches today? LMAO. FG PS Could somebody pass Annie the smelling salts? |
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Post by theauntie on Aug 13, 2009 20:56:07 GMT 3
My advice to you, dear Masha, stay around and stay waxed. Should do the trick.
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masha
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Post by masha on Aug 13, 2009 21:28:23 GMT 3
My advice to you, dear Masha, stay around and stay waxed. Should do the trick. OH, LORD, PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD! (but so I was, apparently...)!!! It's hopeless...now I'm officially that "always-waxed-Marat-Safin-drooler"... I'm doomed! Guys, I have a confession to make: I not even that much into Safin, I was just trying to fool you...I was trying to pass unnoticed as an ordinary safinette...all this time, I was a Tursunov fan...it's HIS babies that I wanna bear! Can I, please, say this on the forum.. I mean, I know it's "non-tennis filth", but it's also not "non-tennis Marat Safin filth" either, so I hope it's allowed, it really shouldn't be forbidden...But if it is, I'M SORRY!  |
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Post by marti on Aug 13, 2009 21:44:35 GMT 3
Guys, I have a confession to make: I not even that much into Safin, I was just trying to fool you...I was trying to pass unnoticed as an ordinary safinette...all this time, I was a Tursunov fan...it's HIS babies that I wanna bear! Why would you do it? I mean trying to pass for an ordinary safinette...oh, and what an inetersting notion about ordinary safinette you have. |
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masha
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Post by masha on Aug 13, 2009 21:55:19 GMT 3
Guys, I have a confession to make: I not even that much into Safin, I was just trying to fool you...I was trying to pass unnoticed as an ordinary safinette...all this time, I was a Tursunov fan...it's HIS babies that I wanna bear! Why would you do it? I mean trying to pass for an ordinary safinette...oh, and what an inetersting notion about ordinary safinette you have. It was a joke, again a joke, a bloody stupid unnecessary joke! And if, by accident, I have offended the Safinettes United, here I go again: I'M SORRY! And now I have officially stoped posting on the forum, cause I seem to unintentionally offend everybody! Next thing, probably, Safin will get an account of this forum just to say that I have offended him! |
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(It's pronounced 'tay' if you all wish to sound Scottish ... and 'wean' (wee, innocent child) is pronounced as in 'wayne' ... ;D
Then you must agree with me, Joanie, that somebody should do some serious research about how could as many of us as possible preseve his tremendous genetical information ... Quoting my fave TV show (Absolutly Fabulous): that would be the Chanel of babies, sweetie darling!
