Titles of autobiographies

[maryb]

Was in Andy Murray's website this morning (checking to see if there was a DC update ...) and came across this thread. Thought it would be fun to start one here. What would you suggest for a book title if a player was to write an autobiography/book ...

Here's my suggestions ...


Safin - My road to inner calm; Zen in 10 easy steps

Safina - Stop asking me about my brother

McEnroe - On-court etiquette; applying the techniques for success

Murray - How not to play like a woman

Djokovik - Being a good loser

Sharapova - Silence is golden

Ivanovic - My week as number one

Lopez - Because I'm worth it ...

[maryb]

A couple from the board ...

Gasquet "It's not the winning, it's the falling apart that counts"
Tsonga "Float like a Federer, sting like a Nadal

[maryb]

My favourite ...


Nadal
¿Mi mirada vago en estos grandes? No?
[Does my bum look big in these no?]

[annie]

LOL....mary you are killing me!!!

[tinuviel]

Loving this thread - and I agree with annie. Mary you are hilarious as usual. Will put my thinking cap on to come up with some of my own - but all you much cleverer people out there will have to keep it goping for now!