Post by Annie on Jun 28, 2005 18:36:52 GMT 3
THE QUEEN AND THE LITTLE GRASSHOPPER
by A Marat Safin Fan
DISCLAIMER: I dont know how to put this, but the whole story you are about to read (I hope) is fiction. I do not own anyone or anything else except myself and my stupidity. And Caroline Fernandez is not my real name. Stacey Randolph and her family are fictous characters, and all the songs I suddenly start singing are not mine either... blah blah blah...
CHAPTER 1 - THE QUEEN AND THE LITTLE GRASSHOPPER
I was making my way towards the elevator. I checked the time and my watch read 10 minutes to 11a.m. Man... I thought. Some things never change. Given the opportunity, I could sleep till noon, or even late. The problem was I never could sleep earlier than 1 a.m. It was natural for me. I never had problems waking up on time when I was going to school, or high school cos back then there were reasons to get up and 'embrace' another new day. Now, sleep was my best friend. Isolation was my home, and silence was my refrigerator.
I finally got in to the lift and waited patiently till some other people joined me. There was a family... That's how I want to be with my kids, I thought, looking at them... If I ever have any that is... I started to feel my face turning red and at once gained control over myself. If I hadn't done that, next thing you know, tears would start projecting themselves from my eyes. Being 20 years old was a pain in the ass. You were neither a teenager, nor an adult. When you were a teenager no one expected you to make any decisions. Other people made the decisions for you, while all you had to do was put on a painful expression on your face that made everyone else around you feel like you were holding all their troubles on your shoulders. I miss that. I miss being able to do nothing about my own life. All I wanted to do when I was 16 was to be 24. Now that I am 20 already, I dread the thought of the undiscovered territory of adulthood.
I was taking a walk down Philosophy Avenue, in Psychoville, when I suddenly realized that we had reached the lobby. I must have made my sudden drop back to earth quite obvious since I heard a friendly voice saying "Happens to me all the time!" I turned and saw a beautiful young blond, a bit taller than me smiling. We walked further away from the elevator and found a spot where we could introduce ourselves to each other. "Hi, I'm Carol, short for Caroline" I said. "I'm Stacey, short for Stacey" she said with a twinkle in her eyes. Very good first impression Stacey! I thought. That was one thing I could always be sure about... My first impressions. They always turned out to be right! At first I thought they were not and had made some serious mistakes in making friends. The more second chances I gave them, the more I got hurt. I was not going to blame it on any of them, sluts, formerly known as friends... Now I just judge people from the first impressions they give me, cos with the mental-wreak state I was in right now, I don't think I could afford to make any mistakes.
"So you here alone?" Stacey asked me, looking around to check just in case I guess... "Yeah," I said "I'm here for the Aussie Open!" I said trying my best Aussie accent.
"Aww..." said Stacey looking all worried and sad..."that sucks..."
Now it was my turn to look worried since this was my first time being at any tennis tournament let alone a grand slam! And this baby came at a huge price! "What do you mean? They treat us differently or something???" I almost screamed. I was Asian, home town: Bangalore, India.
Stacey gave me a surprised look and started laughing... "No you doofus, I meant your fake aussie accent!"
That's when I really realized how stressed out I was... Stacey was Australian, I could tell by her accent. I laughed along with her and told her how glad I was to find out that the accent was the only thing that sucked... At that moment we realized that a guy was listening to us. He was looking at his mobile phone, holding it up. Then he saw us looking at him and returned back to his mobile phone, I couldn't grab what he was saying because of our laughing. He was pretty handsome, the soap-opera-ish kinda guy, probably in his mid twenties.
Stacey eyed the guy and evidently wanted him to hear the rest of our conversation. "Well, there are other stuff worth sucking... if you know what I mean..." Both of us laughed out loud since the guy turned around and looked at Stacey, apparently forgetting whoever it was on the other end of his phone conversation.
We resumed our composure once again. "So carol," Stacey turned to me "what are your plans?"
I became very serious, and said "Well, my twenty year plan is to be happily married to some rich, dead, old bastard so that I can own a yacht and go sailing around the world when I'm forty, My ten year plan is to be the CEO of the company where my ex-boyfriend is working and make him kiss my ass, my five year plan is to be drop dead gorgeous and five inches taller..." then I paused and turned to Stacey and said "But my 30 minute plan will be to have some food in my tummy! I'm starving..."
Stacey started laughing uncontrollably. I remembered how I used to make all my friends laugh with non-stop ranting of nonsense... I started laughing with her. Then suddenly the very sturdy looking post that Stacey had leaned on for support was slowly and silently falling over! I wasn't able to hold onto her but she tried to grab hold of me and pulled my hand, I felt myself being dragged down as well... In moments, a huge thud, a couple of groans, and then complete silence. Everyone around were looking at us. I sat on the ground, dusted myself, and caught the soap-opera guy holding his phone directly at us, laughing. The bastard... I thought... So that's what he has been doing! He was getting us on video! I'll show him... So I slowly got up, twirled around, stood still with a very dignified look on my face, and bowed. Then I got a laughing Stacey up on her feet and made her bow as well. Then both of us bowed together. By now everyone around us were laughing... at us, or with us, it didn't matter... And applause! Suddenly I felt so light hearted. Like something heavy was lifted away from me. I laughed along with Stacey. It had been quite a while since I felt at least a teeny weeny bit happy.
Once the attention was not on us anymore, Stacey turned around and asked me. "So Carol, where are you headed? Right now I mean? To the restaurant?"."Yeah," I said, "I still stand by what I said, I'm starving for some breakfast. Care to join me?"
"What???" Stacey said in disbelief! "It's almost 11 o'clock you doofus!!! I had breakfast at 9.00!!!"
I found that very fascinating! I raised both my arms and made a bowing gesture to Stacey. "You are the queen. Oh great one, please let me, thy humble servant know how such a task can be accomplished when one such as myself cannot sleep till way past midnight, and cannot awake till the sun shines brightly, warming up my ass???"
"Ah my little grasshopper... Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it..." Stacey said, laughing again.
"I'll try that one tonight... but I don't think it'll work" I said. "Where are you headed?" I asked her.
"To the pool. It's just heavenly at this time of the day..." she replied.
"Ah yes... I must try that too. But the only thing I'm thinking of right now is food" I said smiling.
"Oh you go ahead then... Sorry I kept you waiting for so long. By the way, I'm in room number 805. Just leave a message if you want to!" said Stacey.
"Sure!" I said. "I'm in room number 713... I think my favorite tennis player is on my floor!!!"
Stacey smiled. "And who would that be? Hewitt?" she asked.
"Err... close enough...He's a rank lower. It's Marat Safin." I replied.
Stacey cocked her head... "Who?.. Sorry, it's just that I'm not here for the Aussie Open. I'm in Melbourne for a holiday. And I'm not a tennis fan... The only tennis players I know other than the Aussies are Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras! Long time back... I know I know..." She said, responding to the amused look on my face.
"It's the guy who was in the final last year! Too bad you don't recall, cos he's great..." I said. We were still in the lobby area. I was eying the restaurant as if I have never seen anything of that nature my whole life... Food... Food...
"Oh really?" Stacey said still thinking... "A Russian. Over 6 feet tall... Very deliciously handsome..." I said, acting like I was about to faint.
Stacey laughed out loud again... "Sure you're here to watch the tennis?"
I laughed and replied "Yup. Just that sometimes... your mind wanders... imagine someone who has the stature of a Greek god... Tall... Gorgeous... Handsome... Cute... Crazy... Lovable... all rolled in one..." I laughed...
Then both of us heard an odd noise... It was my stomach!!! We could have fallen on the floor laughing, but since we did that once already today, we just managed to control ourselves...
"So till we meet again" said Stacey and held her hand. I shook it and said the same. "Till we meet again!"
by A Marat Safin Fan
DISCLAIMER: I dont know how to put this, but the whole story you are about to read (I hope) is fiction. I do not own anyone or anything else except myself and my stupidity. And Caroline Fernandez is not my real name. Stacey Randolph and her family are fictous characters, and all the songs I suddenly start singing are not mine either... blah blah blah...
CHAPTER 1 - THE QUEEN AND THE LITTLE GRASSHOPPER
I was making my way towards the elevator. I checked the time and my watch read 10 minutes to 11a.m. Man... I thought. Some things never change. Given the opportunity, I could sleep till noon, or even late. The problem was I never could sleep earlier than 1 a.m. It was natural for me. I never had problems waking up on time when I was going to school, or high school cos back then there were reasons to get up and 'embrace' another new day. Now, sleep was my best friend. Isolation was my home, and silence was my refrigerator.
I finally got in to the lift and waited patiently till some other people joined me. There was a family... That's how I want to be with my kids, I thought, looking at them... If I ever have any that is... I started to feel my face turning red and at once gained control over myself. If I hadn't done that, next thing you know, tears would start projecting themselves from my eyes. Being 20 years old was a pain in the ass. You were neither a teenager, nor an adult. When you were a teenager no one expected you to make any decisions. Other people made the decisions for you, while all you had to do was put on a painful expression on your face that made everyone else around you feel like you were holding all their troubles on your shoulders. I miss that. I miss being able to do nothing about my own life. All I wanted to do when I was 16 was to be 24. Now that I am 20 already, I dread the thought of the undiscovered territory of adulthood.
I was taking a walk down Philosophy Avenue, in Psychoville, when I suddenly realized that we had reached the lobby. I must have made my sudden drop back to earth quite obvious since I heard a friendly voice saying "Happens to me all the time!" I turned and saw a beautiful young blond, a bit taller than me smiling. We walked further away from the elevator and found a spot where we could introduce ourselves to each other. "Hi, I'm Carol, short for Caroline" I said. "I'm Stacey, short for Stacey" she said with a twinkle in her eyes. Very good first impression Stacey! I thought. That was one thing I could always be sure about... My first impressions. They always turned out to be right! At first I thought they were not and had made some serious mistakes in making friends. The more second chances I gave them, the more I got hurt. I was not going to blame it on any of them, sluts, formerly known as friends... Now I just judge people from the first impressions they give me, cos with the mental-wreak state I was in right now, I don't think I could afford to make any mistakes.
"So you here alone?" Stacey asked me, looking around to check just in case I guess... "Yeah," I said "I'm here for the Aussie Open!" I said trying my best Aussie accent.
"Aww..." said Stacey looking all worried and sad..."that sucks..."
Now it was my turn to look worried since this was my first time being at any tennis tournament let alone a grand slam! And this baby came at a huge price! "What do you mean? They treat us differently or something???" I almost screamed. I was Asian, home town: Bangalore, India.
Stacey gave me a surprised look and started laughing... "No you doofus, I meant your fake aussie accent!"
That's when I really realized how stressed out I was... Stacey was Australian, I could tell by her accent. I laughed along with her and told her how glad I was to find out that the accent was the only thing that sucked... At that moment we realized that a guy was listening to us. He was looking at his mobile phone, holding it up. Then he saw us looking at him and returned back to his mobile phone, I couldn't grab what he was saying because of our laughing. He was pretty handsome, the soap-opera-ish kinda guy, probably in his mid twenties.
Stacey eyed the guy and evidently wanted him to hear the rest of our conversation. "Well, there are other stuff worth sucking... if you know what I mean..." Both of us laughed out loud since the guy turned around and looked at Stacey, apparently forgetting whoever it was on the other end of his phone conversation.
We resumed our composure once again. "So carol," Stacey turned to me "what are your plans?"
I became very serious, and said "Well, my twenty year plan is to be happily married to some rich, dead, old bastard so that I can own a yacht and go sailing around the world when I'm forty, My ten year plan is to be the CEO of the company where my ex-boyfriend is working and make him kiss my ass, my five year plan is to be drop dead gorgeous and five inches taller..." then I paused and turned to Stacey and said "But my 30 minute plan will be to have some food in my tummy! I'm starving..."
Stacey started laughing uncontrollably. I remembered how I used to make all my friends laugh with non-stop ranting of nonsense... I started laughing with her. Then suddenly the very sturdy looking post that Stacey had leaned on for support was slowly and silently falling over! I wasn't able to hold onto her but she tried to grab hold of me and pulled my hand, I felt myself being dragged down as well... In moments, a huge thud, a couple of groans, and then complete silence. Everyone around were looking at us. I sat on the ground, dusted myself, and caught the soap-opera guy holding his phone directly at us, laughing. The bastard... I thought... So that's what he has been doing! He was getting us on video! I'll show him... So I slowly got up, twirled around, stood still with a very dignified look on my face, and bowed. Then I got a laughing Stacey up on her feet and made her bow as well. Then both of us bowed together. By now everyone around us were laughing... at us, or with us, it didn't matter... And applause! Suddenly I felt so light hearted. Like something heavy was lifted away from me. I laughed along with Stacey. It had been quite a while since I felt at least a teeny weeny bit happy.
Once the attention was not on us anymore, Stacey turned around and asked me. "So Carol, where are you headed? Right now I mean? To the restaurant?"."Yeah," I said, "I still stand by what I said, I'm starving for some breakfast. Care to join me?"
"What???" Stacey said in disbelief! "It's almost 11 o'clock you doofus!!! I had breakfast at 9.00!!!"
I found that very fascinating! I raised both my arms and made a bowing gesture to Stacey. "You are the queen. Oh great one, please let me, thy humble servant know how such a task can be accomplished when one such as myself cannot sleep till way past midnight, and cannot awake till the sun shines brightly, warming up my ass???"
"Ah my little grasshopper... Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it..." Stacey said, laughing again.
"I'll try that one tonight... but I don't think it'll work" I said. "Where are you headed?" I asked her.
"To the pool. It's just heavenly at this time of the day..." she replied.
"Ah yes... I must try that too. But the only thing I'm thinking of right now is food" I said smiling.
"Oh you go ahead then... Sorry I kept you waiting for so long. By the way, I'm in room number 805. Just leave a message if you want to!" said Stacey.
"Sure!" I said. "I'm in room number 713... I think my favorite tennis player is on my floor!!!"
Stacey smiled. "And who would that be? Hewitt?" she asked.
"Err... close enough...He's a rank lower. It's Marat Safin." I replied.
Stacey cocked her head... "Who?.. Sorry, it's just that I'm not here for the Aussie Open. I'm in Melbourne for a holiday. And I'm not a tennis fan... The only tennis players I know other than the Aussies are Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras! Long time back... I know I know..." She said, responding to the amused look on my face.
"It's the guy who was in the final last year! Too bad you don't recall, cos he's great..." I said. We were still in the lobby area. I was eying the restaurant as if I have never seen anything of that nature my whole life... Food... Food...
"Oh really?" Stacey said still thinking... "A Russian. Over 6 feet tall... Very deliciously handsome..." I said, acting like I was about to faint.
Stacey laughed out loud again... "Sure you're here to watch the tennis?"
I laughed and replied "Yup. Just that sometimes... your mind wanders... imagine someone who has the stature of a Greek god... Tall... Gorgeous... Handsome... Cute... Crazy... Lovable... all rolled in one..." I laughed...
Then both of us heard an odd noise... It was my stomach!!! We could have fallen on the floor laughing, but since we did that once already today, we just managed to control ourselves...
"So till we meet again" said Stacey and held her hand. I shook it and said the same. "Till we meet again!"