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Post by annie on Mar 22, 2006 12:35:41 GMT 3
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN & MEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with
a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
with borders now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a dick.
--------i posted this on the something to think about or laugh about thread...copied from my email...
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Post by marats on Mar 22, 2006 14:56:56 GMT 3
Wow !
Girls between 18 /22 : reading !!!!!!
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Post by yse on Mar 23, 2006 0:25:03 GMT 3
in France, the wedding years sense ;D ;D ;D
Années de Mariage
Noces de
1 an Coton
2 ans Cuir
3 ans Froment
4 ans Cire
5 ans Bois
6 ans Chypre
7 ans Laine
8 ans Coquelicot
9 ans Faïence
10 ans Etain
11 ans Corail
12 ans Soie
13 ans Muguet
14 ans Plomb
15 ans Cristal
16 ans Saphir
17 ans Rose
18 ans Turquoise
19 ans Cretonne
20 ans Porcelaine
21 ans Opale
22 ans Bronze
23 ans Béryl
24 ans Satin
25 ans Argent
26 ans Jade
27 ans Acajou
28 ans Nickel
29 ans Velours
30 ans Perle
31 ans Basane
32 ans Cuivre
33 ans Porphyre
34 ans Ambre
35 ans Rubis
36 ans Mousseline
37 ans Papier
38 ans Mercure
39 ans Crêpe
40 ans Emeraude
41 ans Fer
42 ans Nacre
43 ans Flanelle
44 ans Topaze
45 ans Platine
46 ans Lavande
47 ans Cachemire
48 ans Améthyste
49 ans Cèdre
50 ans Or
55 ans Orchidée
60 ans Diamant
65 ans Palissandre
70 ans Vermeil
75 ans Albâtre
80 ans Chêne
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Post by marats on Mar 23, 2006 1:37:51 GMT 3
Now i will married !!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by yse on Mar 23, 2006 23:53:49 GMT 3
WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES
Oh no, it's that time of year again. The Wedding Anniversary! Most of us remember that the 25th is Silver, 40th Ruby and 50th Gold, but what about those in between. Amaze your partners by getting them a really appropriate present.
The 1st is PAPER, on which you can write
The 2nd is COTTON, all crisp and white,
The 3rd is LEATHER, a bag or some gloves,
The 4th is BOOKS, Lady Chatterley's loves!
The 5th is WOOD, a box full of dreams,
The 6th is IRON, metal not steam
The 7th is WOOL, soft and warm
The 8th is BRONZE, metal in an elegant form
The 9th is COPPER, and 10th is TIN,
If you have got this far you are bound to win.
The 11th is STEEL, so shiny and bright
The 12th is SILK, so soft and so light,
The 13th is LACE, maybe a cloth for a tray,
The 14th is IVORY, leave it for Jumbo,
Its better that way!
(Years 11 - 15 were kindly contributed by Polly & Mike Kelly)
The 15th is CRYSTAL, cut glass at its best,
The 20th CHINA, cups, plates and the rest,
The 25th is SILVER - really swell
The 30th is PEARL - from an oyster's shell
The 35th is CORAL, from under the sea
The 40th is RUBY, as red as red can be
The 45th is SAPPHIRE - precious and blue
The 50th is GOLDEN - Congratulations to you!
The 55th is EMERALD - so green and so pure,
The 60th DIAMOND - an achievement for sure.
The last to mention which is reached by some
The 70th which is precious PLATINUM
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BIRTHSTONES
MONTH STONE
January Garnet
February Amethyst
March Aquamarine
April Diamond
May Emerald
June Pearl
July Ruby
August Peridot
September Sapphire
October Opal
November Topaz
December Turquoise
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Post by marats on Mar 23, 2006 23:57:32 GMT 3
Wow !!!
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Post by emma on Mar 26, 2006 18:33:22 GMT 3
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marats favourite movie!!!!!!
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Post by yse on Mar 26, 2006 18:36:52 GMT 3
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Post by marats on Mar 26, 2006 18:46:26 GMT 3
She said YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by yse on Mar 26, 2006 19:00:39 GMT 3
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Post by marats on Mar 26, 2006 19:05:20 GMT 3
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Post by sonya on Mar 26, 2006 19:08:31 GMT 3
Oh,marats,did Emma hit you in your mouth?   |
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