Dima Tursunov

[Annie]

Mitya and Marat won their doubles match in the first round ;D ;D ;D!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

The blog is hilarious...but then again...Mitya himself cracks me up all the time ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Annie]

OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D

A pic from the ATP site accompanying Mitya's blog

[Annie]

Good luck today Mitya!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D And keep blogging..you're a master of it!!!!!!!!

[lena]

OMFG his blog is unbelievable ;D ;D never laught some much for the last time..... ;D ;D Udachi for Mitya that he is as long as possible in the draw.... I will read his stories every morning he so funny and can write is down ... wow

He should thought about to continue it ..... May we should send him an mail... ;D he like to have some mail with real stuff.... ;D

[ornthree]

evry pic of him relli crack me up LMAO!

[Annie]

After we beat France in DC, Mitya and Shamil were on the Tennis Channel in a LIVE Programme talking about the match... I took some piccies of the TV ;D ;D ;D

[Tish]

Omfg that is a hot picture...Thanks Annie

[Annie]

Don't know if any of you have read this, but a while ago Dima had written a poem.... it's hilarious, mad, contains strong language but it's definitely one hell of work LMAO ;D ;D ;D

From Russia with Love
by Dmitry Tursunov

I am from Russia
but I live in the States
And I don't like to
Get ditched on the dates

I like computers
And I like cars
And wish that I knew
How to play a guitar
Or maybe a keyboard
Or maybe some drums
Or maybe some plain ol'
Nice looking bums

I don't like to lie
Or to promise a lot
And sometimes my head
Is too far up my butt

I am sarcastic
Son of a bitch
And I 'm someone
Who would like to get rich

I'm prideful, yes!
And a little bit vane
But not vane enough
To live in LA

I drive a Toyota
And not a raised truck
If you drive on a freeway
It's hard to get stuck

I have sense of humor
And a good common sense
And certainly wish
I was big in my pants

I like other cultures
And water "Perrier"
And think you are gay
If you drive "Santa-Fe"

I like Will Ferrell
And Steven Seagal
I like Jackie Chan
And I like SNL

I know how to write
And I know how to read
And boy, do I like
To have p@..$y to eat!

I like Trance, Dance, and House,
And a little of Rap
Country music,
However, is crap!

I'm complicated
As well as I'm hot,
Too fly, too talented
And sometimes too smart.
I eat prawns and lobster
And don't shop at K-Mart

I guess I just snapped, I'm a runaway train
but, Girls!
You don't know!
I can bring down the rain!!!

When I'm on the court
I kill and embarrass
That is because
My boy is Higueras

I serve like a madman
Into one forties
Just so I can
Get laid with the hotties

On the return
I'll bitch-slap your serve
Just cause I can
And I got the nerve

Your ass is mine
I will seek and destroy
If you take me to five sets
You'll be my toy

None of you ladies
Know what I mean
All you can think is,
"He's hot like James Dean!!!"

I got convicted so many times
This is just one
Of my terrible crimes-
I took out Henman
On Center Court
They called it molesting
And that's not a sport

And maybe I am
Out of your reach
But that is most likely
Because you're a bitch

Or maybe you are a
An attention whore
In which case there are
A thousand more

Or maybe a drunk
And a pothead to boot
And like to, at parties,
Show off birthday suit

You smoke and you drink
Till your brain cells are gone
and that's why you write,
"I just like to have fun!!!"

All of you girls will do
"ANYTHING"
As long as there's booze
You girls are "all in"

And maybe I'm boring,
And plain, and no fun
But, shit! How good
Is my slice on the run?!

And maybe "No Drinking"
Is my compromise
To me, to my body,
AND to my slice

Because I have goals
That I'm trying to reach
And I have a gift
That you cannot teach

I'm sure y'all have talents
as well as I do
Let's hope that it's not
How much you can screw

How much you can drink
Or how much you can smoke
Or how many girls
You've been able to poke

Let's try to recycle
Let's try to conserve
****!
Let's try to join
Army Reserve

Let's try something nice
Something good for a change
Let's try to be able
To spare bum some change

And let him go nuts
And drink till he's blue
And turn into every possible hue

And if this is idea
That's too "cutesy" for you
I guess I can say,
"Well... **** you too!"

I KNOW I'm not boring,
not plain, AND I'm fun!
And yes, I'm convinced
I can slice on the run!

Just give me some time
And in short little while
I'll be wiping my ass
With your profile!
__________________

[yse]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh ! LOL ! Mitya is really funny boy ;D ;D ;D and cute to see on pics ;D ;D

[Tish]

Thanks Annie, I like how he thinks the way I do when it comes to some girls, drugs, booze, He even had a chorus happening there...do we need to read it in a rapping voice or what....

[Annie]

rotflmao Tish..could be..

[alsl]

thanks Annie for ur endless Mitya coverage

just for asking sake..is he single?i think he's too charming to be

[Annie]

Well his personal life is a whole huge mistery. He was married before and that we know for sure, it was even on his ATP profile (but it's not anymore ) His wife was something like half Italian or half Spanish - half American but then he started travelling a lot and the wife eventually vanished into the blue. He is a very shy guy in real life even though it might not seem so... but he is. Well... let's put it this way. I have no idea about his current status...but haven't seen any signes of female presence for a while now LOL

[Madou]

I just read the "poem" and his blog, and I've been laughing the whole time !! When I saw him first, I wouldn't have thought he was such a fun guy : he looks so serious ;D !!!
But then I see the photo for his blog and I read and ROFL !!! He's more than hilarious, I love when he talks about Marat and the fans

[avalon]

I have so become a member of the Dima Tursunov fanclub ;D ;D ;D
The reason I follow Marat is because he is more than a one dimensional person, yes he plays tennis but he also has a personality. Well, dare I say it, Dima is up there with Marat. I was LOL reading his blog. And his discriptions of Marat cracked me up. ;D ;D ;D ;D A big to you Dima